By Yanide Dahliwhal. Sep. 28, 2017
In an extremely disturbing sequence of events, Tail Waggin’ Wednesdays at the library took a sinister turn when one of the “therapy dogs” was revealed to be none other than UTA President Vistasp Karbhari in an elaborate “fursona” dog costume.
“Most of the real therapy dogs knew some kind of trick or would come up to play with you, but my friends and I were so distracted by this giant, heaving dog that was sprawled out on the middle of the basement floor”, said one student who wishes to remain anonymous.
“We thought it might be sick so we went over to pet it. As soon as we did it started clawing at its face and screaming about enrollment rates.” Horrified, the students made their way to the emergency exit as a disoriented Karbhari removed the head of his costume and began crawling on all fours after the nearest students.
Dr. Karbhari has filed a lawsuit against the students, claiming that he has suffered from
emotional distress due to their unwanted touching.
To contribute to Karbhari’s legal fund, please donate to
http://www.theshorthorn.com/news/article_c508304c-1abe-11e5-9da2-87a8ae92ab13.html.
The Catch 
hah! just as i suspected!
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